PETITION TO KEEP CREEPY OLD WHITE DUDES AWAY FROM MELISSA MCCALL
PETITION FOR MELISSA MCCALL TO BEAT THEM UP WITH A BASEBALL BAT
— Acro reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar to bbCho. It just got worse from there.
Tonight is a night for beer and chocolate.
“Somebody’s gonna frell someone
Before the arn is through
Somebody’s gonna mess with John
There’s nothing Zhaan can do
We’re gonna watch some Farscape tonight
Some Farscape tonight, I know”