PETITION TO KEEP CREEPY OLD WHITE DUDES AWAY FROM MELISSA MCCALL
PETITION FOR MELISSA MCCALL TO BEAT THEM UP WITH A BASEBALL BAT
when you’re reading fanfiction and its pretty good and then out of nowhere theres some shit like ‘their tongues battled like israel and palestine fighting over the same sacred ground’
“He groaned like a cow giving birth.”
(Source: princeowl, via thatdamneddame)
He didn’t eat at all on Sunday. That’s an allegory for the Sabbath. — Acro reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar to bbCho. It just got worse from there.
Tonight is a night for beer and chocolate.
“Somebody’s gonna frell someone
Before the arn is through
Somebody’s gonna mess with John
There’s nothing Zhaan can do
We’re gonna watch some Farscape tonight
Some Farscape tonight, I know”